i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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