worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
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