Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
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He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Look I'm really hungover so let's try this again. In 5 mins you're gonna call me and tell me that you're on your way with xannies, iced coffee and a back rub
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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