by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
