sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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