You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
Come see our sink grown plant.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
