38 yer olds are good kisserssss
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
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He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
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Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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