Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
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