Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
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I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
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I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?