I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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