I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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