I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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