is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
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I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
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There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me