its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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