Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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