i may or may not be watching the land before time
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
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1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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