when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
His hands were made for my vagina.
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josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
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I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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