easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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