Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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