haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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