I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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