Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
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I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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