CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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