In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
The walls in my apartment are so thin that sometimes when I fart, I stop to listen if people are laughing next door.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
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i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
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I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
I deserve this hangover.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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