oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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