I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
We had to coat check the pizza.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
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