You surviving the open bar?
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its not stalking. its research.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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