some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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