Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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