Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
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Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
Who died my cat blue again?
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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