I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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