We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
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Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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