i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
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he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
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Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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