that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
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There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
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Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
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