She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
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I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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