i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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