Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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