have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
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You. Win. At. Life.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
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