I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
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I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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