Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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