i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Randomize
