ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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