youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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