There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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