Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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