Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
