from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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