Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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