i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
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At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
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That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Oh and itโs been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! ๐๐๐๐ฌ๐ณ๐
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