So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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