Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
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Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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