i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Randomize
