Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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