the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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