I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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