I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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